Beware the bulldozers of March digging up the month’s 6 craziest stories

March had long had a “bad reputation” like Joan Jett, initially due to the assassination of Julius Caesar. Here many get one of the few Latin phrases who know, “Et here, rough?” Or rough, “and you, brutus?” This year we have witnessed a princess with similar bad repetitions. Wannabe Princess Meghan Markle’s media career has taken another hit with her Netflix Home Show. And Disney Princess Rachel Zugler starred in a much -crowded remake “Snow White”.

Living up to or down to that bad reputation gives us First entry In our month of craziness:

1. Highway to Hell: The path to hell is literally paved with good intentions. When the liberals hear the word Amazon, they think it is a huge, important whole they want to destroy. No, I’m not talking about a salesman owned by Jeff Besos. I am talking about the South American jungle, near the site of the latest false meeting of climate change.

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In order to satisfy the estimated 50,000 participants at this year’s climate summit, Brazil engraved an eight-kilometer highway through the jungle to be able to drive to their destination, probably in SUVs who are gugning gas. They called the road that broke the jungle of Avenid Liberdade or Avenue of Freedom. More evidence that climate welcomes prefer to work well and go well.

2. Choose your fighter: Videoigara fans played countless versions of one -on -one combat games, such as “Street Fighter” and “Mortal Kombat”. In an effort to improve their game on social networks, seven democratic congress women were involved in a short video assembly called “Select your fighter”. The video contained prominent Dems that appears on a screen with a-flyin ‘fists. The text below each “character” is surely memorable – like “hates balloons” and “not in hair color.” Among the owners of self -government were the New York tail. Alexandria Fathersio-Cortez (“Trekkie”) and Texas Envoy Jasmine Crkett (“Not Morning Person”).

ABC News attributed to “food and wellness influencer, which attended the Event of Creators Democrats of the House” to create the worst videos 2025. – so far. The result was so uncomfortable that even CNN anchor Abby Phillip said, “It seems he just calls for ridicule.” If you lost CNN, who did you leave?

3. Cheeto strength: The world campaign to separate fools from cash does not always include the betting of Vegas or March. Sometimes it’s a buying something as simple as a cheeto. According to Associated Press, “Cheeto shaped like a beloved Pokémon Charizard sold auction for a total cost of $ 87,840.” “3-inch Flamin ‘Hot Cheeto” had 60 auction bids. This is not like a Cheeto ownership brings Charizard’s fire attack or even his flying ability. It’s just a stale cheeto that cost as much as a house A large part of now -a Hard to swallow.

4. Turtle time: Let’s say turtles and I, and many Americans, we start thinking about Leonard, Donatel, Raphael and Michelangelo. We usually do not think about the advisory committee for mental health that helps Director of Oregon’s Health Administration. Unfortunately, this is 2025, and JD Holt is one of the “consumers” on the board. Holt passed “JD Terrapin” on Facebook, and obviously this is not based on Maryland Fand University. Holt said during a virtual meeting on December 20th: “I use them, them and a turtle for my pronouns.”

The Wiki sex, Wikipedia fictional sexes, includes references to “Turtle” or even a “turtle” as a special gender connection for turtles. What I bet you were dying to know. This is Oregon, one of the less known stops along the yellow brick road. During the December 17 meeting, another member claimed that “the port of the shooting star”. Your tax dollars at work.

5. And speaking of turtles: If you fly anywhere (not with your Charizard), you went through a TSA search. Maybe this story will make us a little more likeable TSA employees. The man in Pennsylvania tried to smuggle live, five inches turtle Through the safety of the airport, hiding it in the pants. Now, the only turtles I met were the shooting of turtles and you should definitely not put them in your pants.

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Here’s where you could find only a little sympathy for TSA. According to AP, “The turtle is taken away and it is not clear if the turtle was a man’s pet or why he had him in his pants.” Thomas Carter, Federal Director of TSA for New Jersey, had to respond to the record. Not terrorism, just turtles. “As we could best say, the turtle did not harm the man’s actions.” If Elon Musk brings Doge to New Jersey, Carter will have to declare a conversation about the turtle as one of the achievements of the week.

6. Novine combat club: My search for maintenance of cards Far left “journalists” He takes me to the Washington Post columnist, former editor -in -chief Global Minithsis Karen Attiah. She is ever active on social networks, accusing racism of most of everything, and even referring to astrology to point to the fall of the American Empire. But she responded to a satirical post about “Faculty Faculty of Fine Arts”, with a memorable line, “I would love to make a medium/journalism/struggle for the writer of the night!”

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In her own “lol” post on the subject she added, “Maybe instead of White house correspondent [sic] DinnerWe should just fight for charity / support mutual help. “Now, it’s a party. Think about it, the left-hander of CNN media, Brian Stelter against an angry former sports host turned TV, turned everything Keith Olbermann now. Tell me not to look at it on the internet, without letting it be.” Pain! “

Thanks, March, six examples of bad repetitions and so many people who help that it all happens. The words of Jett’s burst of the song “Bad Reputation”, “And” I will never worry “with my bad reputation.” Maybe it’s time for some people in the media to start worrying. Until they do, at least I can entertain us.

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